When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
vocaroo: how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
After I Watched the Arrested Development Trailer
glitterweave: when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4! MICHAEL CERA OMG SO DERPY so excited.
sodamnrelatable: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
luminescent-love: youaresogayskarth: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
nobrainslob: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out ‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
imotorboatforloosechange: parasoul: college; the musical featuring such hits as: the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment final exams more like no how did my gpa get so low this ta really needs to stop i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow how did my gpa get so high (reprise) I think this is all...
and they will never know, what broke your heart.
fullmetalfisting: Do you ever see someone with a fandom shirt and think about talking to them but then you’re just like I bet you’re from the bad part of the fandom
I’M SORRY FOR BREAKING DOWN WHEN I SHOULD’VE BEEN STITCHING MYSELF BACK UP
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
this was a really fun night but because of him, i just feel awful now. i’m dumb. i do everything wrong concerning guys honestly i’m giving up forever kbye
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to...– Warsan Shire (via sicklysweetandfoul)